Jun 01
My mom needs her own dictionary
- My Mom: I worry that he might become malnutur-
- Me:
- My Mom:
- Me:
- My Mom:
- Both: *laugh for five minutes straight*
- Me: Was that going to be "Malnuturished"? That's not even a word-
- My Mom: I KNOW..
Jun 01
When I was in middle/high school: “Eh, that explains where they got the new Pokemon.” (stopped watching religiously after Johto)
Today:
“ASDKLFJDSKLFGHGHSDLGHDGKHSKGHDSKGSLKHSDGHSKGSGGHDKHGKSGHSL.”
bbbbb :’c
ohmygogoghhfg
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGUGNFAUHGUFYKH/SOB
dID I JUST BURST INTO TEARS OUT OF NOWHERE
WOW
eheeeeeeeeeeeehsfjkhajshfa\jdfkjsad
;n;
((What are these… TEARS???
Omg tho..))
((Damnit, I’m having so many feels right now. Arbok and Weezing were their best pokemon, hands down. Shame that Team Rocket got so..so lame afterward…
Also James, dude, your voice is so werid in this. Why.))
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Jun 01
My life story, right here.
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- attractive boy: hi i'm dead
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May 30
WHO IS GETTING A JOB IN A FEW WEEKS?
That’s right. It’s me. Feels good to finally be a part of the working force. C:
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